1/9
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2/9
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
3/9
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
4/9
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
5/9
Mia moglie sta facendo una nuova dieta. Cocco e banane. Non ha perso peso, ma sa arrampicarsi sugli alberi.
6/9
Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing Tea for one.
7/9
Mia moglie ed io siamo andati un hotel dove c'era un materasso ad acqua. Mia moglie l'ha chiamato il Mar morto.
8/9
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
9/9
Non muoverti: voglio dimenticarti proprio come sei.
