1/7
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2/7
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
3/7
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
4/7
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
5/7
Mia moglie sta facendo una nuova dieta. Cocco e banane. Non ha perso peso, ma sa arrampicarsi sugli alberi.
6/7
Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing Tea for one.
7/7
Mia moglie ed io siamo andati un hotel dove c'era un materasso ad acqua. Mia moglie l'ha chiamato il Mar morto.
