1/10
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2/10
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
3/10
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
4/10
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
5/10
Mia moglie sta facendo una nuova dieta. Cocco e banane. Non ha perso peso, ma sa arrampicarsi sugli alberi.
6/10
Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing "Tea for one".
7/10
Mia moglie ed io siamo andati un hotel dove c'era un materasso ad acqua. Mia moglie l'ha chiamato il Mar morto.
8/10
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
9/10
Non muoverti: voglio dimenticarti proprio come sei.
10/10
Porto mia moglie dappertutto, ma lei continua a trovare la strada per tornare.
