1/6
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2/6
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
3/6
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
4/6
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
5/6
Mia moglie sta facendo una nuova dieta. Cocco e banane. Non ha perso peso, ma sa arrampicarsi sugli alberi.
6/6
Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing Tea for one.
