1/12
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
2/12
When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say, "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."
3/12
Quando dici "Ho scritto una programma che ha fatto crashare Windows", la gente ti fissa senza capire e dice: "Ehi, io ce l'ho già insieme al sistema, gratis."
4/12
I'm always right. This time I'm just even more right than usual.
5/12
Io ho sempre ragione. Questa volta ho solo più ragione del solito.
6/12
Theory and practice sometimes clash. And when that happens, theory loses. Every single time.
7/12
La teoria e la pratica a volte si scontrano. E quando questo succede, la teoria perde. Ogni singola volta.
8/12
Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
9/12
La Microsoft non è cattiva, fa solo dei sistemi operativi di merda.
10/12
Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain.
11/12
Every time I see some piece of medical research saying that caffeine is good for you, I high-five myself. Because I'm going to live forever.
12/12
Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.
