1/8
Il mio dottore mi diede sei mesi di vita; ma quando non potei pagare il conto, me ne diede altri sei.
2/8
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
3/8
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
4/8
I don't mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she reaches it.
5/8
I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.
6/8
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
7/8
Get out of show business. It's the best advice I ever got, because I'm so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.
8/8
Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality. The odd couple was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.
