1/7
Il mio dottore mi diede sei mesi di vita; ma quando non potei pagare il conto, me ne diede altri sei.
2/7
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
3/7
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
4/7
I don't mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she reaches it.
5/7
I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.
6/7
I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.
7/7
Get out of show business. It's the best advice I ever got, because I'm so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.
