1/5
Sapete la differenza tra Washington e Las Vegas?
A Las Vegas gli ubriaconi giocano d'azzardo con
i loro soldi...
2/5
Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.
3/5
Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.
4/5
Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".
5/5
French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.