1/7
Sapete la differenza tra Washington e Las Vegas?
A Las Vegas gli ubriaconi giocano d'azzardo con
i loro soldi...
2/7
Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.
3/7
Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.
4/7
Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".
5/7
French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.
6/7
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
7/7
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for everything you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.