Frasi di Jay Leno

1/9

Sapete la differenza tra Washington e Las Vegas?
A Las Vegas gli ubriaconi giocano d'azzardo con i loro soldi...

2/9

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.

3/9

Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. They won after France's best player got ejected for head butting. That's the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.

4/9

Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".

5/9

French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.

6/9

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

7/9

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for everything you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

8/9

Congratulazioni al popolo italiano per aver vinto la Coppa del Mondo. Hanno vinto dopo che il miglior giocatore francese è stato espulso per una testata. È la cosa più vicina a un combattimento che qualcuno in uniforme francese abbia mai fatto negli ultimi 60 anni.

9/9

Non puoi restare arrabbiato con qualcuno che ti fa ridere.