1/6
Quando ero bambino il menu della mia famiglia prevedeva due sole scelte: prendere o lasciare.
2/6
Ciò che rende tale un comico non ha niente a che fare con la religione.
3/6
When I do an hour-and-a-half show, if I don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, I feel I've let myself down.
4/6
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
5/6
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.
6/6
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.